I get the
feeling that something is missing. Something’s not quite right here. What is
missing?!
*noises in
the background*
Oh, shut
up, all of you! I need to think! Mhmmm. What could I possibly have forgotten to
do on this first day of being an adult?
You know,
when I started my first job, I felt the exact same way. The night before my
first day I was a nutcase, triple-checking whether my clothes were fine, my bag
was packed and my jewellery was appropriate.
HA! That’s
it! Amhranai, I don’t have a job! That’s why I am feeling so empty. Didn’t I
tell you I wanted to be a scientist, like, a million times? How could you not
have gotten me a job in the science centre?
Whoa, slow
down. I am sure I made you go down to th…oh, I actually didn’t. Whoops. Sorry.
But I WANTED to, if that helps.
Yeah,
because that will surely get me promoted. Seriously?! You WANTED to? How is
that going to help? Let’s go over there right now!
I believe
fancy clothes will make this much easier. Finally, the work on the treadmill
pays off. I officially look awesome, and if they don’t give me a job, they are
really stupid.
Willow, I
am not completely sure if hotness is the deciding factor in this job. I believe
that handiness and a green thumb are more helpful…just a guess, though.
Back home.
I am
awesome! I am a World Renowned Surgeon, and I got there all by myself! Now I
can cut open people’s brains!
That’s
nice, Dad. I am going to grow vegetables for a living! Most of them are green,
just how you like them.
Do you
think I’m stupid? Are you actually insulting my brain? I know that only a few
vegetables are green! Your brain is the stupid one, not mine. If I got to cut
it open, there would be nothing but emptiness!
Of course
there would be something! No brain is just empty; you should know that!
Yeah,
right. *eye rolls*
A loving
relationship, ladies and gentlemen. Moving on.
Hey, it’s
your first day at work – are you excited?
I don’t
know…the fight with my Dad last night pretty much ruined my mood. What if he’s
right? What if I am actually stupid?
Willow,
listen to me. You are probably the smartest sim I have ever encountered or read
about. You are going to be an amazing scientist. Your dad probably was just
jealous that the legacy centres around you now. Don’t worry, you are going to
do an amazing job. Literally.
I’m
convinced. I’m awesome, and so is this toast with strawberry jam. Excellent
food, and definitely better than whatever my little sister is cooking back
there in the kitchen right now.
Hey, my
waffles are going to be delicious! Okay, they may appear black to some, but
that is my special recipe. I like them crunchy.
Yeah,
right. Fortunately, I no longer have time to listen to obvious excuses like
this, I have a job to get to. Wish me luck, everybody!
*mumbles
about crunchy waffles and doesn’t pay attention*
Fine.
Whatever. I’m going to do a dramatic exit now. See you tonight.
