3.0 The one with all the dust

Achoo! Holy crap, have you seen how much dust is on this?

I know, okay? I know. Just do me a favour and get it off this legacy. I finally want to get started again, and for that it’s necessary to remove all the dust.

But why me? Just because I am the stupid heir? First you change my clothes and steal this awesome dress from me, just after I had gotten used to it, and now you make me your cleaning lady. I don’t get why everybody wants to be heir to a legacy – so far it sucks.

It won’t suck for much longer, I promise. But you’re the only one I can boss around – eh, I mean, the only one I can ask to do stuff for me. Besides, you want your life to get started, too, right?

Do you have to ask? I’ve been waiting for this for months and months. Hence the dust.  Can we please do something about this awful dress you gave me as a replacement? The colour is terribly bland and doesn’t flatter my skin at all. It makes me look like I am sick.

Yeah, that’s what yellow dresses do to pale people. Tell me about it. Alright, how’s this?

MUCH better. See, this is a colour that suits me! And I believe it’s not that different from my initial dress which got lost when you moved us to your new computer and uninstalled some custom content. This one’s fine, too. Now…we need to do something about our house! It hasn’t been remodelled in years, and it just doesn’t feel like my home. I rule it now, after all.

Is the dust gone?

*casually fetches wind machine* *turns it on* Yup, gone!

Okay then. I’m going to rearrange the rooms, particularly the furniture. Say when.

Wait, this is perfect! Do I get the bedroom on the ground floor?

No, honey, we have to save that for your parents. They can’t be bothered to climb up the ladder whenever they want to go to bed. …did you notice how I said “ladder” and not “stairs”? Check this out.

Thanks to installing Island Paradise, I can now provide you with an epic ladder. What a nice way to work out in the morning. Also, it takes away less space than regular stairs. How do you like it?

Are you sure this is a good idea? Ladders can be dangerous. Have you ever seen “Christmas Vacation”? Do you remember what happened to the father when he climbs up the l…Aaah, I’m falling down! My life flashes before my eyes!

You’re not even on the first rung.  And of course I remember, I have watched that movie about 4000 times. But you’re not him, and I don’t think it’s possible for a sim to actually fall down the stairs. Unless they’re clumsy, maybe. So don’t worry.

But what if I’m clumsy? You don’t know that.

Oh, I know. You’re a bit insane at times, as well as a slob. No one can resist you or your green thumb, even if you act like a rebel sometimes. But there’s no clumsiness in you, I promise.

Okay then. So I’m safe?

You’re safe. Okay?

Okay.

Author's Notes: After what seems like an eternity, Willow is back! She already mentioned that I transferred my save games from my old, broken, laptop to my new one and got rid of some CC in the process. I am happy with the new clothes I found for her, though. This was just supposed to be a quick transitioning chapter, before the action gets started in the next chapter. Thanks for sticking around so long! :)