2.14 Learning to share

With two kids in the house, we didn’t have much time for ourselves left. I hadn’t gotten a promotion for ages, which totally sucked, and Ivy hadn’t been in work since before Willow was born, because there had been so much to do at home. The only thing we could do every once in a while was to sneak out for a few minutes. But that was it. Those moments were fun, and I wished there were more of them. Having a family was amazing, but nobody had ever told me it was exhausting, too.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Look, how high I am! I believe I can flyyyyyyyyyyy…

Careful with that. That often ends badly!

Since swinging turned out to be rather dangerous, we decided to spend our time together inside instead. That was warmer, too. Especially once we were IN the shower. That moment, when the air is cold, and you take your clothes off and…

Yeah, thanks, we got it. Moving on now.

Willow had apparently decided women were to rule the world. At least, they were superior to men. At least, to her. It’s nice that she was living in her little soap bubble.  I mean, come on! Men: without, women are nothing.

Or: Men, without women, are nothing. Ever considered that?

I won’t say anything before my attorney is here.

You better not.^^

ALFIE! Are you spying on your neighbors?!

What? *hastily turns telescope around* no, why are you asking? I was just looking at the stars…

…in the neighbors’ TV?

No, they were watching “Buffy – The Vampire Slayer”. I heard that’s a great TV series.

It is. If you ever happen to watch it, pay close attention to the characters’ names. Maybe they sound familiar.

Will do!

Before he could think about the neighbors’ television program any longer, it was time for Xander’s birthday. The kitchen was a mess, but there was still some free space for the obligatory birthday cake, with pieces as huge as sims’ heads.

Awww, a cutie! He has Alfie’s hair, and I think his eyes, too. At least the color. I’m not so sure about the facial details in general, I would have to study his parents’ features for an hour or so.

He was definitely the cutest toddler in the house! Look at how he laughs when I tickle him! One day, he will be big, like me.

Did it occur to you that he is the ONLY toddler in the house? That makes him the sweetest, no matter how he looks. Just saying. … Alfie? Alfie? Where did you go?

Well, hello there! *winks* you like my new look? I finally made some time to cut my hair. And look, I have a beard!

I…can see that! *gulps* Not bad, not bad.

Yeah, I’m awesome.

Does my dad think I’m stupid or something? He has asked me to say “bear” a hundred times. I have said it in my head often enough. This is boring.

Yes, Daddy, you’re awesome. I know that. *smiles* *aside* you never know when he might be of use to me.

Huh, a toddler and already plotting. Interesting.

I’m not amused. Xander gets way more face time than I do in this chapter. Instead, I have to do homework. My life sucks.

Awww, baby. Come on, it’s not that bad.

It is. And you all will be sorry that you forgot about me for so long.

…so long? It’s half a chapter oO

Oh no. I’ve had it with alien abductions. Although, Alfie abducted by aliens is kind of ironic.

Random picture of teenage babysitter who was called by the game (damn!) and wears a funny hat. -5

Success! While his toys are watching him (note the sheep), Xanders finishes his speaking seminar with Alfie.

Oh, look, somebody went back to work for a day! Oh, look, some building didn’t bother appearing completely on the screen. Oh, look, somebody is pregnant again! Yay!

Her hormones made Ivy feel like she had to talk to every kid in the neighborhood, making sure they were all living a happy and healthy life. Sweet of you, Ivy. But why does that kid grab your boobs?

Honestly? I don’t know. But look how happy he looks now. That was worth it.

Uh…yeah.

Next course for Xander: walking! Easy.

It took you at least 100 pictures before you even mentioned me again! You don’t like me! None of you!

That’s not true! It was only…*counts* 6 pictures. And I am already in love with you, you sweet little crazy rebel. *rifles through hair*

Heeey, watch that hand!

Some time for father/daughter bonding… I like. Both are going to be sick tomorrow, but look, how cute!!

Before Willow could make sure things were getting back to normal (which means everybody adoring her) in the house, Ivy went into labor.

There’s an army of snowmen dying to meet you… wasn’t there a song like this? ;)

Another girl! One who looked very unhappy being taken home from the hospital in the middle of winter. Somebody likes the heat, I guess! Dawn Star is also a loner and appreciates being on her own once in a while.

Mom, I hate that everything’s going to revolve around Dawn now! Everything’s changed, and you won’t pay attention to me or Xander anymore. I don’t want to be Dawn to be the most important person in this house!

Don’t worry, she won’t. Really. Because… okay, Willow, please don’t get mad, but… we kind of want another baby.

What?!

WHAT?!